I'm having nightmarish visions of this woman. Remember her?
I'll give you one clue: STOP THE INSANITY!
It is due to the aforementioned reasons and a desire to see my 40th birthday (which is not for MANY years, I vehemently demand) that I must heed this woman's advice.
All insanity shall cease at 0dark30 in the morning when I wake up and have a visit with this man (minus the coffee and donuts, of course).
I'll let you know how it goes.