*For those of you who are unfamiliar with this, it's the Claim Jumper chocolate motherlode cake, which is six layers (yes, I said SIX) of chocolaty, ooey gooey goodness.
And I want to look like this:
Is that too much to ask?
Seriously, if anyone finds the magic pill that will allow me to eat what I want and be ripped, sign me up. I'll bite.